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slacker

2009-12-24T08:34:00.000-08:00

favorite scene.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J1DwJdIz_Y#t=1m20s [no embed.]

also

2009-08-17T00:41:00.000-07:00

here's an afgahn baby hitting the uh...opiong. grandma looks happy for him- oh wait that chick is 9 years old.

sick fucks

2009-08-16T19:39:00.000-07:00

i now run a really shitty collective over at sfu dot net. don't expect much.

chiptunes

2009-08-15T18:35:00.000-07:00

this cd kicks ass, click here to...buy

david cerny

2009-08-15T08:09:00.000-07:00

from quickipedia:

Entropa is a sculpture created by Czech artist David Černý under commission for the Czech Republic to mark the occasion of its presidency of the Council of the European Union. The sculpture was supposed to have been created jointly by 27 artists and artist groups from all member countries of the EU; but in a hoax, Černý and his three assistants created the satirical and controversial work depicting pointed stereotypes of European nations and fake artist profiles complete with invented descriptions of their supposed contributions.

wikipedia has the complete list of bitter european stereotypes. as an american i find them all hilarious.

also worth a look, here are the fake websites with portfolios from nonexistent european artists.

other david cerny installations around prague:

these guys will spell out your text messages.

iron lantern

2009-08-13T19:19:00.000-07:00

iron lantern huh? get a load of hal stark, played by robert reynolds jr:

2009-08-13T18:07:00.000-07:00

You purchased 2 tickets to:

KMFDM
JANNUS LANDING COURTYARD, St Petersburg, FL
Sat, Oct 31, 2009 07:00 PM

citadels

2009-08-12T11:15:00.000-07:00

we've been playing this game citadels, only the version we have is in czech. still, it's fun and pretty addictive. i can't stop thinking about it. i want to play with 7 people.

everybody takes on a new role each round and every one has a different ability. the object is to be the first to build 8 districts in your city. wikipedia has more. before i head home i'm going to buy a copy of this for myself, in english if i can find it.

oh hai, a/s/l?

2009-08-12T07:40:00.000-07:00

if i won the lotto

2009-08-12T07:19:00.000-07:00

yes hello come right in.

2009-08-11T13:20:00.001-07:00

one can only hope this will be the last blog i ever start.

i'm a 22 year old slacker on an extended vacation in prague, where the beer flows like wine and the internet literally is a series of tubes.

sometimes i write shitty stories about this wannabe conman named oakland kalinski, loosely based on psychopaths i slaved over for 5 years at my old grocery job.

no, i haven't read that book yet and no you can't borrow it. i don't really know what else to post right now, but it won't always be like this.